Cussin', Spittin', and Feudin'

I bought this adorable faux fur vest last week and have been busily wearing it. For like the past three days. I've never been so in love with a piece of clothing before! It's actually sort of an addiction - to the point of where I would take off the prized vest in order to hold my niece so she wouldn't spit up on it.

This is getting serious. To the point where the minute this bad boy gets borrowed or goes missing, I'm not going to know what to wear. Is it wrong to be in a committed relationship with a vest???