If I Had a Sugar Daddy...

If I had a Sugar Daddy, these would be the first 6 things in my cart at Anthropologie. Realistically, if I had a Sugar Daddy, I would buy one of everything on their website. Then I'd also move on to other websites and clear them of some inventory as well. Maybe I'd also accept a wealthy inheritance, but that just sounds a bit selfish, right? As in, "Oh, sorry you had to die, but I really wanted that adorable apron that I would totally wear whenever I actually baked... Miss you..."

Why I want the gardening items? I have no clue. The pattern was just speaking to me like, "Buy us, Alex! We match and you've always had the tiniest infatuation with the idea of gardening! Buy us, buy us!"

Maybe what this really means is I have an obsession with online shopping...